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Queenstown: Adventure Playground

By September 22, 2013 New Zealand, Skiing, Travel 7 Comments

QtownAerial-smallAs it did for a lot of impressionable young skiers, watching Warren Miller’s annual feature ski films has done a number on my bank account. Almost as much as that reliable old friend/foe Captain Morgan. Over the years, the more I saw the lucky skiers and film crews trek to far-off destinations—and Colorado seemed “far off” as a kid—the more I resolved to get to wherever they were.

One year, a crew made its way to the Southern Alps of New Zealand and I remember Warren narrating something like: “The Southern Alps of New Zealand are bigger than the Swiss and Italian Alps combined.” A helicopter whisked skiers to the top of some ridiculous peak bathed in brilliant sunshine and buried under fresh powder. The scenery was staggering and the mountains seemed to stretch on like a dinner with your mother-in-law, only prettier. Below them, the New Zealand countryside was bright green and sheep ran to and fro. Lots of sheep. In New Zealand, there are always sheep. It would probably take some time, but I was going there. And no, not for the sheep.

Kiwi sheep.

Kiwi sheep.

Those memories were on my mind as I touched down in Queenstown this past September to ski nearby Treble Cone and The Remarkables. First bit of advice if you ever fly into Queenstown: get a window seat. Spread below are snow-capped peaks, blue lakes, rivers ripping through narrow canyons and bright green fields straight out of an Irish Springs soap commercial. In all likelihood, you’ve never seen anything like the South Island of New Zealand…unless, of course, you’ve seen Lord of the Rings. Then you’ve seen it all before and can save yourself the 14-hour flight. That was sarcasm. Frodo loved it here and you will, too.

Queenstown fancies itself the Extreme Sports Capital of the World and it’s hard to argue with that claim. You can do it all here: bungee jump, heliski, take a jet-boat ride that skims past canyon walls, drink booze alongside attractive young Scandinavian  backpackers who were born when you were in high school, go skydiving, ride a zip-line, and the list goes on. The streets of Queenstown are lined with places to sign up for any of the above activities (except one; and it’s probably the one you wanted to sign up for).

In every bar, restaurant or ski shop the accents on the young hired help are as varied as they might be at a UN peace conference or a 7Eleven anywhere in America. Everyone is from somewhere else. The wait staff who served me at various restaurants and bars were from Scotland, England, South Africa, Sweden, Holland and on and on. Some were just here to work a ski season in the Southern Hemisphere before heading to someplace like Whistler for another winter. Some work for a few months before moving on to wherever their backpack takes them—Australia if they want to work and have visions of Bondi Beach and blondes with lovely accents, or Thailand if they are broke and enjoy massages and sprinting to the bathroom 20 minutes after every meal. Others planned on coming to Queenstown for six months and never left because it’s the kind of place you plan to visit for six months but never leave. A bit like Detroit, but completely the opposite.

Around every corner, more of the same.

Around every corner, more of the same.

It is, for all intents and purposes, touristville with a youthful, adventurous edge. In fact, the newspaper on the day I arrived proved it. On the front page of one section of the Otago Daily Times ran a headline that said “Best Boozers Get to Choose Rooms.” The accompanying story was a detailed account of how six college students who lived together in a nearby town called Dunedin used drinking games as a means of determining which of them got the best rooms in the house. They also had a pig named Wes living IN their house, which was OK’d by their landlord, also named Wes, as long as they named the pig after him. Based on a photo, it appeared that Wes—the pig, not the landlord—slept on the couch, which one would have to assume made him the worst drinker of all the residents, or just unable to comprehend how the drinking games worked. Seems a bit unfair, to be perfectly honest. How can one expect a pig to know how to play flip-cup or quarters? I have college friends who never quite figured it out.

What I found fascinating about it all is that at no point did the article evolve into a tragic story with some lesson to be learned—no one got alcohol poisoning and died and no one got behind the wheel and killed someone. There was absolutely no, you know, news to it all. It was six guys living with a pig and deciding their living arrangements by drinking games. That’s it. That was the story. Although Wes—the pig, not the landlord—was later “turned into sausages and roasts” so he might argue the whole no-tragedy aspect given that he is now between two hot dog buns or on a plate alongside someone’s omelette. As a former newspaper journalist who answered to editors, I found it curious that the reporter, someone named Shawn McAvinue, presumably heard about these guys and went to his editor and asked: “Can we run this in the newspaper alongside sports, obituaries and planning and zoning?” And the editor, amazingly, looked him in the eyes and said, “Sure.”

NZscenicQueenstown sits right on the edge of Lake Wakatipu, and the earth rises drastically all around it. The mountains—most notably The Remarkables on the opposite side of the lake from the town, are rugged and turn into jagged rock the higher they climb. As you drive just a few miles out of town, the landscape looks as though someone on lots of steroids picked up the Swiss Alps or Colorado Rockies and dropped them on top of the Irish countryside. The lower landscape is all rolling green hills and beautiful blue lakes, and large peaks tower some 6,000 plus feet above.

Queenstown itself has the feel of a ski town like Park City or South Lake Tahoe (complete with a casino), despite the closest ski mountain, also called The Remarkables, being a solid and quite harrowing 40 minute drive away up a 13km dirt road  (more on that in a later story). It only snows in Queenstown a handful of times each winter due to the low elevation and somewhat temperate climate. As you look to the peaks around you, the snow line is high above, usually in the neighborhood of 4,500 feet. Like all tourism-based towns, Queenstown has a healthy supply of bars (50 plus), restaurants and T-shirt shops. The residents are decidedly youthful, probably because you don’t do a lot of bungee jumping or shepherding into your 70s, though the shepherding demographic is purely speculation on my part.

A Fergburger. Heart attack sold separately.

A Fergburger. Heart attack sold separately.

By far, the most popular place is town is a burger joint called Fergburger. It’s not hard to find. Look for the place with the line pouring out the door at all hours and the patrons leaving who look like they just had Thanksgiving dinner between two buns (BIG burgers!). I got a peek under the bun, if you will, of what goes on at Fergburger when one of its young employees sat down on a bar stool next to me. The young Englishman detailed, in quite hilarious fashion, how the burgers come to life, how many people are on fries, how you get on grill duty and that much of the real work actually comes in assembling the garnishing on the buns (who knew?). Someday, he’ll tell his kids about the time he spent in New Zealand flipping Fergburgers. With any luck, this won’t be while he is still flipping burgers at Fergburger. The point of the story: If you go to Queenstown, go have a Fergburger. Then find a comfortable place to sit and feel fat for 30 minutes.

About 20 minutes northeast of Queenstown along a country road that cuts through picturesque farmland is Arrowtown, a seemingly quiet yet touristy place that grew out of the gold rush of the 1800s. Most of its buildings are on Buckingham Street, which has a number of shops and looks like it could serve as the set for the movie Tombstone…like, today. They could film it there today. I’m telling you about Arrowtown only because I want to tell you about the Blue Door Bar in Arrowtown and I thought I’d sound like an alcoholic only talking about the bar.

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I discovered the Blue Door Bar when I walked down a small laneway toward a restaurant and heard voices coming from behind, you guessed it, a small blue door that was as tall as my chest. “I hear people,” I said, and pushed the door open somewhat sheepishly (get it?). “It’s a bar!” Inside, behind the rock walls, was a small, rustic room with a fireplace, a few tables and a small bar, which we promptly sat down at to drink a Mac’s Malt Lager. The beer was tasty and it felt as though I was in a place that I probably should not have found as a tourist. It was the perfect spot to ponder the skiing that would commence the next morning and raise a pint to Warren for the traveling inspiration.

7 Comments

  • Cecile says:

    Great read. Now I’m craving a few runs down The Remarkable, a Fergberger, Mac’s Malt Lager and a looooong nap.

  • Scott says:

    Love the Warren Miller narrative reference. He would say something exactly like “The Southern Alps of New Zealand are bigger than the Swiss and Italian Alps combined.”

    Great post.

  • Ed says:

    Tim, good start to your story. I look forward to the continuation of the adventure. I enjoyed it.

  • Tim Delp says:

    Sounds like a good time. If you keep up the good writing I might have to save up for another plane trip half way around the world and check New Zealand out as well. Keep up the good work, look forward to hearing more details!

  • Andre says:

    Witty and well written. Although I would like to hear you expand upon these dinners with your mother-in-law.

  • Bob Salley says:

    Very well written, Sweet!!
    You paint an amazing picture with your words… I want more!

  • mary says:

    Since I’ll probably not get to New Zealand, I’m happy to have your impressions! Sounds like an amazing place, holding both beauty and fun.

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